May 22
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
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May 22
☽
I did this!
I was GOING to
Why didn’t you?
Mother wouldn’t let me go to any college other than the local uni so I’m stuck with a lot of people I’ve known for years. Though it is a big school so maybe I won’t ever see anyone I already know.
I hope so. Good luck with the whole college experience
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May 22
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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May 22
NEW RECORD! My dad has been home since Monday and now its Wednesday and I already want to leave. Two days, yup that’s a new record.
May 22
A WHOLE RAW POTATO EVERYONE, IN CASE YOU’RE HORNY AND DON’T WANT TO BE.
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May 22
1st semester grades. Last semester grades. And overall! Couldn’t be happier(:
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